#8: Shotgun Wedding
This next entry takes the idea of a shotgun wedding to a whole new level. How on earth do you marry someone that you’ve barely known for a few weeks and then casually mention it in conversation to your children?! Maybe the mom had had one too many eggnogs that Christmas night.

At least, I hope she did – that’s the only thing I can think of to explain such a reckless decision as this. Something tells me that this marriage probably didn’t end too well – or maybe it did. It could have been a Christmas miracle, but I guess we will never know.
