#33: Wear Shoes
Okay, this ER story is pretty graphic. Proceed at your own risk. This storyteller works as a paramedic, and their most horrific ER story involved a guy who lost all of his toes. This poor guy was mowing his lawn barefoot and accidentally amputated all of his toes. PSA: Never mow the lawn without shoes on. This seems like a given, but this guy obviously didn’t get the memo.

After getting all his toes chopped off by his lawnmower, he proceeded to gather up all his amputated body parts, put them in bags of ice, and drive himself to the ER. He couldn’t have called 9-1-1?! If you need even more graphic details, get ready for this. There were only nine toes in the bags of ice. His dog ate the tenth toe.
