#15: Confetti Costs Extra
Papa Tom’s Pizza loves hosting parties, but they draw the line at confetti. A sign cheerfully warns that while room use is free, anyone who brings confetti or makes a “disaster” will face a $50 clean-up fee. The message is polite, but the frustration is easy to spot.

The small-print sarcasm seals it: “Confetti IS SO MUCH FUN TO CLEAN UP!” Clearly, the staff has spent one too many nights sweeping up glittery chaos. It’s a funny, passive-aggressive reminder that not all festive traditions are worth the aftermath — especially for the janitor.
